If I say what do the following things remind you of?
Tu Morrow, Moxie CrimeFighter, Pilot Inspektor, Audio Science, Apple, Jermajisty, Princess Tiaamii and Hero.
You’re probably thinking, shit, please don’t let it be the names of children. However you’d unfortunately be completely correct. These are just a handful of birth names given to those ‘privileged’ enough to be the spawn of a celeb. However, I’m sorry to say no amount of fame or fortune can save you from the monstrosity that is now on your passport, birth certificate and school register. And it’s certainly not going to save you from the bullying you’re more than likely to receive in later life.
It might be the now thing to do but seriously do any of you morons think about the shit you’re setting your child up for in the not so distant future. Celebrity culture changes at the same rate most people change their knickers. Daily. Just because you’re vaguely sought after today does not mean you’re going to acknowledged tomorrow and naming your poor child something ridiculous is not going to change that, you self absorbed fucks. By the time they start high school are you really going to be ‘hot topic’? Actually aye, maybe. But not in the way you intended. You’re probably going to hot topic amongst fellow parents and pupils thinking dear god what were you thinking/LOL?! So go and do us all a favour. Stop trying to make headlines and don’t name your child after a joke. They’ll probably only grow up to hate you for putting them through so much shite anyway.