Dear websites that use ‘CAPTCHA’ codes. I fucking hate you. Reading normal, basic, black text on white backgrounds without you asking me what your eight letter jumble of shite, which pretty much resembles a three year olds alphabet spaghetti, after they’ve spewed half of it back up says is hard enough? And WHEN I get it wrong gonnae naw tell me to refresh the page only to find out you’ve deleted the twenty billion fields you’ve just asked me to fill out. Cunts.